You hungry half-wit!
Only you would be so bold (or stupid enough) to steal hamburgers in a land where Hamburgers grow on trees!
Where the mayor and the chief of police have hamburgers for heads!
No wonder they all hate you!
You live to eat their children!
You are the Hannibal Lector of McDonaldland.
Constantly, your best laid plans and schemes are foiled by a fucking clown!
Who is this guy, anyway?
He has no authority!
He's vigilante at best!
Walking around like he own's the place!